by Bill Engvall on album Here's Your Christmas Album

Took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says 'hey is that Santa Claus up there'? I said 'no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt double' Here's your sign The

by Bill Engvall on album Here's Your Christmas Album

Took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says 'hey is that Santa Claus up there'? I said 'no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt double' Here's your sign The

by Bill Engvall on album Here's Your Christmas Album

I took my son to the mall the other day to see santa claus The woman in line behind me says "Hey is that Santa Claus up there?" I said "No ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt double Here's your sign The

by Bill Engvall on album Here's Your Christmas Album

Took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says 'hey is that Santa Claus up there'? I said 'no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt double' Here's your sign The

by Bill Engvall on album Dorkfish

Lyrictext i'm a cowboy yes i am and last summer on my fortieth birthday i deserved the biggest stupid sign you could ever give an individual i decided on my fortieth birthday i was gonna become a ro

by Anni Rossi on album Rockwell

by Bill Engvall on album Ultimate Laughs

nice shooting buddy. spin him around a couple times. NOW! theres a catcher, i don't know why, cause there is no pitcher and by law he has well be the texas rangers, we got beat by the legos like 10-0

by Bill Engvall on album Dorkfish

nice shooting buddy. spin him around a couple times. NOW! theres a catcher, i don't know why, cause there is no pitcher and by law he has well be the texas rangers, we got beat by the legos like 10-0

by Bill Engvall on album Here's Your Christmas Album

Christmas Day will not be very merry Explaining to the children will be hard Well it's Christmas Eve tonight And our beagle picked a fight With some reindeer that were grazing in our yard I let the d

by Bill Engvall on album Here's Your Christmas Album

Christmas Day will not be very merry Explaining to the children will be hard Well it's Christmas Eve tonight And our beagle picked a fight With some reindeer that were grazing in our yard I let the d

by Bill Engvall on album Here's Your Christmas Album

Christmas Day will not be very merry Explaining to the children will be hard Well it's Christmas Eve tonight And our beagle picked a fight With some reindeer that were grazing in our yard I let the d

by Bill Engvall on album Here's Your Sign (Get the Picture)

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops,

by Bill Engvall on album Favorite Country Duets, Vol. 2

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops,

by Bill Engvall on album Ultimate Laughs

I just hate stupid people They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid That way you wouldn't rely on them would you You wouldn't ask them anything It would be like "Excuse me oops never min

by Bill Engvall on album A Decade of Laughs

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me, oops, n

by Bill Engvall on album Here's Your Sign Reloaded

The Bee Gees Miscellaneous With The Sun In My Eyes I do not need you. Nor do I listen to the words you say. Strongly I heed you. But ev'ry promise seems to fade away. Who is the clown that walks in t

by Bill Engvall on album Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography

The status of our future in both past and present time Is relegated to a member of a higher class than mine To determine and direct the lives of family men who Bear the burden of living up to a standa

by Bill Engvall on album Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography

Oh my brother, can't you hear me say? Oh my brother, you'd better Get down on your knees and pray Get down, get down, get down, get down Get down on your knees and pray Get down, get down, get down, g

by Bill Engvall on album Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography

Roses are red Violets are blue Primrose is pale On the velvet green hue Warm summer days Like cool water falls Like music we hear Those things we'll always hold dear Like an old fashioned waltz When t

by Bill Engvall on album Here's Your Sign (Get the Picture)

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid. That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops,